You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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