It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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