i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
is this the sara with the beer cane?
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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