State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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