How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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