***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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