my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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