Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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