Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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