He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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