I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I didn't notice because vodka
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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