Whod you bang
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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