I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
You were trust falling into bushes
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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