The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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