Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
So much rum. So many feels.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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