Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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