we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Randomize
