thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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