We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
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