I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I FOUND THE LEGS
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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