I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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