if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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