there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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