Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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