Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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