How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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