Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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