And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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