i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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