508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
A+ Viking dick
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
