11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
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