I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
PANTIES FOUND
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