YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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