11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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