We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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