I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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