I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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