I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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