I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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