Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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