I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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