i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Naked Twister starts at high noon
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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