I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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