I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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