I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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