Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
You work out of a Hotel?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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