You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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