No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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