Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Randomize
