Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
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