I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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